$110,000 Tease

In a pathetic attempt to give some credibility to his pending sexual harrassment lawsuit against the recently resigned Gov. Jim McGreevey, Golan Cipel is claiming that he is heterosexual .

When the 35 year-old is not enjoying the fruits of his "labor" here in the states, in one of his two homes, $110,000 salary and Mercedes SUV, he gets to jet off to Tel Aviv to land on the support cushion of his parents where he can recouperate from his heterosexual trauma.

So now let me get this straight--no pun intended.

The governor of New Jersey risks his career, and potentially outing himself, to employ an under-qualified person for a high-profile job and I'm supposed to believe that Cipel never gave up some ass?

C'mon folks. How many men, whether they're gay or straight, will go through all that hassel, for someone who refuses their advances?

Let's process this for a moment and consider if Cipel's lawsuit has a shot at getting him even more cash for his leisurly early retirement plan.

To make a long story short, Cipel--a priviledged mooch who's never really worked a hard day in his adult life, found himself a sugar-daddy who was foolish enough to let his dick make crucial decisions for him.

Life Lesson: It's not necessarily your qualifications that get you to the top, it's who you know