Priviliged + Spoiled / Sense of Entitlement =$$$

Remember our beloved public relations/media princess, Lizzie Grubman? She's the enchantress who mowed down 16 people with her SUV in 2001, outside a Hamptons restaurant because she was pissed off, oh and trashed?
She ended up serving a very tough 60-day prison sentence thanks to her extremely wealthy lawyer daddy.

Well, it appears that MTV has decided to reward her with her very own reality show featuring our privileged 34 year-old media mogul. This, no doubt, is due to the fact that there is a lack of talented writers and producers out there who can provide really good televison programming content, right? I'm sure this very uncommon reality show, tentatively titled "Power Girls,"--described as a mix of "The Apprentice" and "Sex and the City," will provide a wealth of useful, creative and inspiring television.

Until its, no doubt successful debut, I am a quivering mound of flesh, dying with anticipation.
Now that's hundreds of thousands of production dollars and salaries well spent MTV!

$110,000 Tease

In a pathetic attempt to give some credibility to his pending sexual harrassment lawsuit against the recently resigned Gov. Jim McGreevey, Golan Cipel is claiming that he is heterosexual .

When the 35 year-old is not enjoying the fruits of his "labor" here in the states, in one of his two homes, $110,000 salary and Mercedes SUV, he gets to jet off to Tel Aviv to land on the support cushion of his parents where he can recouperate from his heterosexual trauma.

So now let me get this straight--no pun intended.

The governor of New Jersey risks his career, and potentially outing himself, to employ an under-qualified person for a high-profile job and I'm supposed to believe that Cipel never gave up some ass?

C'mon folks. How many men, whether they're gay or straight, will go through all that hassel, for someone who refuses their advances?

Let's process this for a moment and consider if Cipel's lawsuit has a shot at getting him even more cash for his leisurly early retirement plan.

To make a long story short, Cipel--a priviledged mooch who's never really worked a hard day in his adult life, found himself a sugar-daddy who was foolish enough to let his dick make crucial decisions for him.

Life Lesson: It's not necessarily your qualifications that get you to the top, it's who you know

Bush's Mein Kampf

In his latest attempt at oppressing the voice of the masses, George W. Bush has given the green light to censoring any kind of opposition while he's in town for the Republican Convention later this month. He's having his henchmen turn away any potential hecklers.

Well, how does one pre-determine who may or may not throw out an opposing comment from a crowd? Just what does the weeding out process entail in terms of profiling?

Is it me, or is it not obvious that this piece of work is inspired by your typical dictatorship that have led their nation to ruins?

They're Baaack...

Is it possible that the posh West Village is going back to its roots with the return of trash glam in the streets?

Today's NY Post says that trannies and pimps are brazenly making those streets their stomping grounds again.

This could possibly lead to the mass exodus of the trust fund babies who I hold personally responsible for the rediculous rents folks have to shell out to live in Manhattan.

Maybe I can afford to live there one day...