Thursday, August 26, 2004

Cameras and Smut: Defrocking the Republican Dictatorship in NYC


Looking to make a few extra coins to make next month's rent and dispise the Republican leeches who are fully prepared to test the patience of New Yorkers during the RNC?

Well, grab your cameras, wear your best cologne and c'mon down.
There's no better way to drag GOP figure heads' names in the mud than with a well-documented sex scandal that you can blast all over the web and the airwaves.

The Indypendent, has learned from the NY Daily News competiton will be 'stiff' because sex workers are flying in form all over the world to attend the RNC.
Escorts, pimps, whores, trannies, you name it, will be on call to provide much needed services to repressed, over-worked double-talking, hypocritical Republicans.

We're no fools. We know what some of these freaks will be looking for when it comes to a little R-n-R behind the confines of their posh hotel rooms.

So if you're smart and realize the sizeable money-making potential, at the expense of GOP's reputation, you'll be prepared to cash in on the deal.
These over-paid closet dungeon masters will think twice about coming back to New York and disrupting our commute!

When a lucrative book deal comes from these upcoming events, don't say I "Why didn't I think of that." You heard it right here. And if you end up profiting from my heads-up, 10 percent of your earning will be plenty thanks for me.

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